20 TRULY DEVASTATING FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
WHEN YOU FORGET TO CHECK YOUR POCKETS FOR PAPER BEFORE YOU THROW YOUR CLOTHES IN THE WASHER
WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER IN THE MORNING AND FORGET TO BUY TOILET PAPER BEFORE YOU GET HOME
WHEN YOU’RE WATCHING SOMETHING ON DVR AND YOU REALIZE YOU DIDN’T FAST FORWARD THROUGH THE COMMERCIALS
WHEN YOU GO TO A DRIVE-THRU CAR WASH AND FORGET TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS
OR WHEN YOU ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS SECONDS AFTER GETTING OUT OF THE CAR WASH
WHEN YOU MAKE YOUR LUNCH THE NIGHT BEFORE WORK, GET TO WORK, AND REALIZE YOU FORGOT IT
WHEN YOU DON’T SQUIRT OUT THAT NASTY MUSTARD WATER BEFORE YOU SQUEEZE A BOTTLE OF MUSTARD
WHEN YOU TELL YOURSELF TO NOT LOSE THE LITTLE BREAD BAG HOLDER THINGY. YOU DO IT ANYWAY
WHEN YOUR ALARM WAKES YOU UP EARLY ON A WEEKEND BECAUSE YOU FORGOT TO SHUT IT OFF
WHEN YOU WRITE A TEXT, CHECK IT SIX HOURS LATER AND REALIZE YOU FORGOT TO PRESS SEND
WHEN YOU TALK ON THE PHONE FOR 10 MINUTES BEFORE REALIZING THE OTHER PERSON DROPPED THE CALL LONG BEFORE
WHEN YOU FORGET TO TAKE REUSABLE BAG TO THE STORE
WHEN YOU CUT A BUNCH OF COUPONS, GET TO THE STORE AND REALIZE YOU’VE LEFT THEM AT HOME
WHEN YOU’RE IN BED AND FORGET TO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS BUT YOU’RE TOO COMFORTABLE TO GET BACK UP
WHEN YOU GET UP TO POUR YOURSELF WATER FROM THE BRITA AND NO ONE HAS REFILLED IT
WHEN YOU FORGET TO GRAB A BAG FOR DOG POOP WHEN YOU WALK YOUR DOG
WHEN THE SOUND IS TURNED UP ON YOUR LAPTOP AND YOU BLAST MUSIC TO EVERYONE NEARBY
WHEN YOU DON’T WASH THE DISHES RIGHT AWAY AFTER MAKING PASTA AND IT GETS STUCK TO THE POT FOR LIFE
WHEN YOU FORGET TO MAKE SURE THE TOILET SEAT IS DOWN BEFORE SITTING
WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF YOUR PHONE AND RENDER YOUR ALARM USELESS
WHEN YOU TELL YOURSELF NOT TO BUY ANYTHING “UNNECESSARY” AT TARGET AND YOU DO ANYWAY
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